What's that noise...?
YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!
Now, Im gonna level with you people... I haven't really been playing a ton of video games lately. So instead of the usual fare of me writing moving poetry, I think I'll show you around the Not Another Castle castle.
The name of the blog is pretty deceptive!
Lets start with our outer defenses. Now, you may not know this, but the game review business is pretty violent. Between the hordes of game developers clamoring to have us look at their latest "Masterpieces" to the rival reviewers trying to literally burn our building down, defense is key. We start with a 15 foot stone wall, from which we can pour boiling oil down upon the masses. This usually keeps the plebes at bay.
But things like wall-building and oil-pouring don't happen overnight. This is why I keep my army of unpaid interns working around the clock to keep this ungodly monstrosity maintained!
Aw look... he thinks he's people!
These things are always getting under foot. Scurrying here and there, making copies, stapling stacks of mysterious paper, cooking food over open flames, dying in unintended masonry accidents. Its all fairly wacky and totally above board, now that we've succeeded from the united states and all its "laws".
Finally, we come to the crown jewel of NaC Castle: My office.
You cant spell "Brutal Oppressor" without BOSS!
I like to keep an eye on my employees and unpaid interns. So, on top of the usual array of hidden cameras, I sit high above everyone's heads. From my lofty tower I can hurl both insults and literal garbage at whomever I deem worthy.
Wait, this reminds me. I actually did pick up some game the other day...
...what was it called...
"Lava-Builder Extreme"?
Well, what ever it was called, I DO remember it being really fun and expansive! Randomly generated levels, a brutal day and night cycle that sees monsters populate the world when the sun goes down, a deep crafting system.
I'd give this one a go if you enjoy free-roaming sandbox style games. You have to make your own fun sometimes, but its a LOT easier than making TNT...
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