Panic Room 2: Panic Harder

That annoying sound can only mean one thing- it's time for me to sit at this dingy keyboard and scrape together another BS article. Once I hit "publish" the magnetic locks that hold me in this sub-basement will open, and I can get back to doing handstands on my martini keg.

The Panic Room

Hi. You may not recognize me because I mostly work behind the scenes here at Not Another Castle, but my name is Shane and my job is Editor-at-Large. I come to you today because, for one reason or another, one or more of our regular contributors are unable to dazzle you with new content.