Super Meat Boy Review: You Might Never Beat This Meat.

That middle column breaks... and you die.

Super Meat Boy isn't just a "tough as nails platformer" like its description says. No, in fact I'm certain that if this game were a living, breathing entity, it would murder you. It would beat you to death, drag you through the streets and then throw your body into the spinning blades of a saw mill. It would do this to you over and over again until there was nothing left and it would laugh maniacally as it committed this heinous crime in front of everyone. I'm not understating this. This game is brutally difficult and... I love it.